I found these online. They have been making the rounds for a while, so you may have seen some already, hopefully not all. Words added below each picture for international blogging friends to translate with the translation gadget on my sidebar. Enjoy!
I waited until my human left the room and ate an entire FAMILY SIZED PIZZA by myself.
Now that the snow is melting I’ve finally figured out where all my socks have gone.
Self explanatory.
The next one is amusing but trying to get the point across for those who think these beautiful animals are cute, cuddly, fluffy cows instead of wild animals. They need their own space, a lot of it! The park officials recommend keeping a distance of 100 feet and view from the safety of your vehicle. I can attest to the fact that they can travel 100 feet in no time at all when running, and sometimes it's a good thing to keep the engine running.
When you say you are going to take an hour nap and wake up nine hours later.
"Stop selling vacuums."
"Dog: I welcomed the hedgehog to her new home by trying to eat her. My mom spent an hour plucking quills out of me.
Hedgehog: I chase the dog around the house because he’s scared of me now."
I terrorize tiny humans and corner the neighbors for fun.
I snuck into my mom’s horse trailer and joined her on a three hour road trip to her next rodeo. Hotels are awesome. I should do this more often.
She’s keeping him company.