SATURDAY MORNING AT THE BIRD FEEDER - ANNOYING PARROT?

There was one bird who decided to stay home.

Yes, I will tell the story. I heard this straight from a birdy's mouth. Here goes!

There was a resident magician on the cruise ship who does the same act every night. The captain of the ship has a parrot who started attending the shows.

The parrot starts to work out the tricks and shouts out each trick's solution to the audience, "the rabbit is under the hat", "he's using a mirror". The audience loves the parrot but the magician is furious. The magician comes up with new and increasingly elaborate tricks, but eventually the parrot always works it out.

One night there was a terrible storm, the ship sinks and the magician and parrot end up sharing a lifeboat together. For days they sit in silence on the little lifeboat, until the parrot turns to the magician and says...

"Alright then, I give up. Where did you hide the ship?"

And there you go, the magician went very red in the face, the parrot had to unexpectedly vacate the lifeboat and flew north for a visit. Everyone else reached their destination safe and sound.