In my mind I am 24, but my back is 55, my knee is 67 and my left hip turns 76 today.
A little humor for you on my birthday.
Ostriches will often walk around and then forget where they are going. I have never related more to an animal in my life.
Thought this was a muppet.
An oldie but it still makes me laugh and I really am joking here, but my funny bone/quirky humor got a chuckle.
The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods
and talk to squirrels.
I can be a bit naughty and that quirky humor can get me in trouble at times, but I do love squirrels.
“Hey, excuse me…but the Bird Feeder is empty.”
One of these does not care that I haven’t filled the bird feeder. Is he searching for his acorn? The other three aren’t telling and the one has forgotten he is supposed to put his hands over his ears, not up his nose! What's up with that then? Silly squirrel!
The fourth squirrel has arrived…he sees no one, hears no one and talks to everyone.”
And then there is this one.
“Happy Birthday lady, but can you now feed the squirrels, I mean birds.”
Okay, enough of squirrels, well almost enough.
Just look at her…the way she’s crawling to the coffee pot. Keep it up lady, you’re almost there.”
Ahhhh…
“Behold, the sacred brew has arrived.”
That’s enough of the squirrels for today. I am being taken out to lunch. I am not sure where yet, but I will tell you in a day or so.
Have a great Wednesday,
thanks for dropping in and
don’t forget to embrace
your inner ostrich.
(Graphics from Pinterest)
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! You are one of my longest and favorite followers!! I love squirrels and you chose such good ones. I am like this ostrich, too. Can't wait to see how your day was!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Denise. I hope you have a lovely lunch. I'll tell you a secret. "Old age is not for sissies" I'm glad you feel much younger. Love your squirrels and jokes.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Denise!🧡🎁💐🎉
ReplyDeleteMay you stay healthy and creative—just as you are now—for many, many more years! That’s just how it is; the years fly by amidst the stress of daily life, and the mind barely has time to take it all in...
Have a beautiful birthday Wednesday!
Happy birthday, I wish you lots of health and love.let it be well with you
ReplyDeleteThe squirrels and your comments about them are so funny. I’d rather have dark humor than none at all.
hugs Elke
I wish you a very happy birthday, too! My first impression was how beautiful all the photos are. They are absolutely wonderful in every way. I hope you have a fantastic day celebrating!
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